This is the most productive/creative thing I’ve done in two weeks.
Let me tell you the amazing story of how I got the idea of editing this gif someone made sometime ago. I’ve seen it like 10000 times on my dash, and I imagine that’s what all the fangirls will be like if they manage to pull down your pants.
So today in Spanish class, my teacher, PG, noticed I was extra happy.
PG: You sure seem happy today, Säl!
Me: Sure am!
PG: May I ask why?
Me: Well, you see, this person I find really interesting, and kind of look up to, sent the nicest reply to a thingy I sent him yesterday, and I read it just when I woke up.
PG: Oh wow! Is this person someone you’re in love with?
Me: Not exactly, you see, they’re about eight years older than me and live in Canada.
PG: You can still be in love with them! Is it a boy or a girl?
Me: You know barbie dolls? If you strip them, they kind of have an empty spot where their genitalia should be?
PG: Uh, yeah?
Me: I imagine him being a little like that, I mean, like, you know. Neither boy or girl. In other words, I don’t have a fucking clue, and I don’t want to know either. Also, I’m a barbie too.
PG: So.. you’re like.. You two don’t have a gender at all? Or both?
Me: None at all.
PG: That is so cool.
Also I’m probably never going to stop laughing at this gif.