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whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
Let’s play a game.
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I would literally call you just to listen to your cat meow in the background bc that’s precious omg
Sooner or later I will make a recording or a video or something just so you can all hear what a gigantic fucking weenie this cat is.
She’s all cool and aloof around everybody else but as soon as I enter her line of sight she’s like,
"WHY AREN’T YOU DEVOTING THE ENTIRETY OF YOUR PERSON BOTH PHYSICAL AND CEREBRAL TO LOVING ME MRAAAH MRAH MRRRAH MRAAAH MRAH.”
She’s really fucking cute and I love her, but also the most overbearingly possessive creature I have ever met, bar none.
if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor
I wonder what’s it’s like to be on the other end of a phone call with me.
Every time someone calls me, Princess gets confused by what seems to be me talking to nobody in particular and cries loudly in the background until I’m done.
Every single time.
fifteen minute until pI ZZa
I iAM EXIITCITe
PIZZA MAN RUNG DOOR
i am not weiarng pant
i got THE HOT WA NG
And tHE PIzzzA
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