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Brödinger's Hat

Apr 23 '14

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

24,051 notes (via kaalashnikov & overlypolitebisexual)Tags: Canada's like ahhaha no and closes the border we're just up here drinking beer like 'fuck they're gonna come busting up here any day now I don't wanna be sober for that'

Apr 23 '14

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

WE FOUND MORE PHOTOS OF US.

Thanks to Gene Wang and his amazing photography.

REBLOG US WE ARE FLAWLESS

ok I’ll stop reblogging this

170 notes (via casualdorkpatrol & casualdorkpatrol)Tags: Oops look at these cuties SnK

Apr 23 '14

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep)

636,960 notes (via honeycastle & territorialcreep)Tags: oh god I wish this wasn't so accurate

Apr 22 '14

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

stop

119,851 notes (via herooflife & thejadedkiwano)Tags: 'Who hired an electrician' you might as well say (also I doubt you're much older than me) 'is this what this gender does I don't understand' When I reread things I wrote when I was thirteen WHY A RAKE HOW DARE YOU HANNIBAL 'Look at this bigass tree' Because I gonna do it one way or another Never do anything you don't want to do Stop being ridiculously attractive HAHAHHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE TAGS

Apr 22 '14
I would literally call you just to listen to your cat meow in the background bc that’s precious omg

Sooner or later I will make a recording or a video or something just so you can all hear what a gigantic fucking weenie this cat is.

She’s all cool and aloof around everybody else but as soon as I enter her line of sight she’s like,

"WHY AREN’T YOU DEVOTING THE ENTIRETY OF YOUR PERSON BOTH PHYSICAL AND CEREBRAL TO LOVING ME MRAAAH MRAH MRRRAH MRAAAH MRAH.

She’s really fucking cute and I love her, but also the most overbearingly possessive creature I have ever met, bar none.

14 notes Tags: kurotetsuya Brodinger's Cat Cats/

Apr 22 '14

fartgallery:

if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor

10,034 notes (via hitchhikerwithoutguide & fartgallery)Tags: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TAGGED ME hahahahahahahaha jesus christ spiders

Apr 22 '14

I wonder what’s it’s like to be on the other end of a phone call with me.

Every time someone calls me, Princess gets confused by what seems to be me talking to nobody in particular and cries loudly in the background until I’m done.

Every single time.

22 notes Tags: Kale's a dork Brodinger's Cat Cats/

Apr 22 '14
houseofalexzander:

Making waves.  Lookbook is the Internets #1 Street Style resource. However, the website is separated by binary gender constructs. I want to bring gender variance to the attention of its users and the moderators, by being living proof that the gender variant community needs to be represented. Will you help me? If you are already a member of lookbook please fan and hype my outfits. If you are not a member please join and fan to keep up with new looks! The gender variant community goes far beyond the Tumblr universe, help me reach the others and bring them home, to House of Alaexzander. To the Houses 20k+ followers, it is time to reach beyond the limits of our dashboards and find the others! Xoxo  -Elliott Alexzander http://lookbook.nu/elliott_alexzander

houseofalexzander:

Making waves.

Lookbook is the Internets #1 Street Style resource. However, the website is separated by binary gender constructs. I want to bring gender variance to the attention of its users and the moderators, by being living proof that the gender variant community needs to be represented. Will you help me? If you are already a member of lookbook please fan and hype my outfits. If you are not a member please join and fan to keep up with new looks! The gender variant community goes far beyond the Tumblr universe, help me reach the others and bring them home, to House of Alaexzander. To the Houses 20k+ followers, it is time to reach beyond the limits of our dashboards and find the others! Xoxo

-Elliott Alexzander

http://lookbook.nu/elliott_alexzander

793 notes (via hitchhikerwithoutguide & houseofalexzander)Tags: I have a deep appreciation for this person gender talk scopophobia/

Apr 22 '14

princelingkit:

Eren, just shut up and fix the goddamn car so I can lean against the far wall and watch your ass while you dive under the hood

Was tagging me in this a hint, Damian?

22 notes (via princelingkit)Tags: shortempereri ereri SnK Pffft Levi SnK Fanart

Apr 22 '14

herooflife:

herooflife:

herooflife:

fifteen minute until pI ZZa

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I iAM EXIITCITe

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PIZZA MAN RUNG DOOR

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i am not weiarng pant 

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i got THE HOT WA NG

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And tHE PIzzzA

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3,672 notes (via herooflife & herooflife)Tags: I'm fucking pissing holy shit you're a majestic creature I'm so glad for your existence scopophobia/ food